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If Ozzy feels the need to hate the person responsible for getting him out of Survivor: Micronesia, he should be looking at himself. And Eliza. And Cirie. And Parvati. But mostly himself, because he should have known he was a target after Eliza outed his idol at the last Tribal Council, and he knew he should have known it. Amanda even warned him that Parvati was ready to flip.

Jason doesn’t need to smirk about it, though, because it wasn’t his fabulous game play or the string of hollow guarantees that kept him in the game tonight, and he should be the next target regardless of any other factors, precisely because he could have won immunity for the second time in a row.

Now, can we talk about Cirie and Erik abandoning the Immunity Challenge after twenty minutes for a bowl of candy? Did they not know that doughnuts were sure to follow? Even if they knew they were safe, which Cirie did, and knew they couldn’t win, which Erik probably did, they could have held out for peanut butter and jelly, at least. Candy just lowers my estimation of their knowledge of how Survivor works.

Worse than that, though, was Alexis bumbling her way out of the challenge before a reward could even be offered, followed by Natalie and James. It was hilarious, though, that Alexis thought she had the right to give Jeff the stink eye. He was amused by it, at least.

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